This is my open call and I welcome anyone who wishes to participate by leaving me all their worldly burdens to contact me via Facebook or email. I’ll be sure to get you a contract, which we will both sign in front of witnesses (must be signed on or before 5/19/2011) and possibly notarie stamped.
So, it’s simple; everything you own on Earth (home, vehicles, cash, accounts, animals, stocks, bonds, etc) will become my property on 5/22/2011. I do not require a pre-Rapture inspection, there is no catch. The Rapture is said to be occurring on 5/21/2011, but no time of day has been given that I am aware of, so I will not take possession of your former belongings until 5/22/2011. You will have full use of all of your belongings until then.
Important note: This is NOT a joke.